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This website is more than just an invaluable tool - it's a revolutionary new way of appreciating the animal kingdom. Where else can you find animals reviewed and rated as if they were a new summer blockbusting release at your local cinematheque, or a new computer cassette game for your cutting edge Commodore 64 home computer?

Through a combination of careful scientific research and educated guesswork, we can help all those of you who have climbed aboard the Animal Titanic, only to find the monkey bar has run out of ice.

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• July 2006: Gadzooks! Yep, we've been busy again, so no updates for a while. Naughty us. And thinking about it, there wont be any updates for another couple of weeks whilst we do important things like go on holiday to France (in the case of Max), and Morocco (in the case of Theo). Who will come back with the best photo of an animal doing something ludicrous? Time will tell. If you're all off on your hols this summer, make sure you have a good time, wear sunblock, and alert us to any excellent animal sightings. Nice.
  
• 18 April 2006: Hello. Or should that be HELLO because we're back. What do you mean you didn't notice?
  
  Right. It's been a couple of months, but you'll be relieved to hear that we've not come back from our little break empty handed. We've got a bumper, and we do mean bumper, crop of cool reviews for you to read. Like a Beano Summer Special, only with more animals and less bangers and mash. Feel free to browse our menu.

Menu

Starter:
Riki Swarbrick's Fox Round-up, a finger buffet selection from our 'set' menu.

Main:
Gently poached Bats with apricot compote, as reviewed by Neil Clay
Rat Terrier Stew on a bed of wild rice, courtesy of Sonya Baughman

Both mains above served with wilted chard, and Grated Slugs by Tom Hunt

Pudding:
Yorkshire Terrier Pudding, as freshly slaughtered by Sarah Morrison

• 09.02.06: A white giraffe has been spotted and photographed in Tanzania. Well, this is hardly news to be honest, as it happened ages ago. But still - interesting.
  
  Mind you, we've been breeding pink ones for ages in the animal Reviews top secret research lab, and you don't hear us going on about it.

• 03.02.06: Dear Theo and Max,
  
  Giraffes have those funny antlers because baboons use them to hold on to when engaging in the popular simian pastime of giraffe-riding. I shall endeavour to provide photographic evidence of this once my camera has been returned from the menders, although I have noticed that there are very few giraffes in Sheffield so this may take some time.
  
  Cheers
  
  Paul West
  Sheffield
  
• 02.02.06: Hello animal evaluation enthusiasts. Hope you're all well. You'll probably not be too suprised to learn that we didn't win in the Yahoo awards - we lost out to a site about clouds, and in the People's Choice award, a site about Harry Potter. We should have known that going head to head against Potter was an impossible task. That said, you can still be proud of us because we did try our best to cheat and rig the vote - we even sent around an email saying that if we won, we'd be opening up a big free zoo where all the penguins wear hats.
  
  Anyway, thanks to everyone who voted for us.
  
  Still, never mind. To be honest we've got no shortage of other things to worry about, such as why giraffes have got those funny antlers on their heads. Any ideas?
  
  Love,
  Theo and Max

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